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Post by allergygal on Mar 7, 2008 21:09:10 GMT -5
I saw this done on another message board and thought it was a fun idea. Jot down what you learned from watching The Sarah Connor Chronicles. I'll get things started...
When you hear hear Johnny Cash, find cover!
If Sarah's cooking anything but pancakes, you should keep the take-out menu handy.
Cell phones break really easily.
It helps to sleep over a whole trunk of loaded guns.
When you find a T-888 head on the side of the road, leave it there.
Don't call Sarah Connor "lady".
Terminators will always pause in their mission if there's an opportunity for a snappy one-liner.
Never leave the videotape of you signing your parental rights away sitting on the kitchen counter.
Bullet wounds to the shoulder heal in about 12 hours and leave no scar.
If you move the food around, the turkey will reveal itself to you.
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Post by Scarlancer on Mar 7, 2008 22:15:45 GMT -5
A kevlar vest is a ''tight'' present  haha |
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Post by Big Brother on Mar 8, 2008 1:29:58 GMT -5
Holes blown in the foundation walls of LA City Hall will never be repaired for at least four years.
City-wide traffic control centers are left empty all night with the monitors on screensaver, but at least they have good anti-virus software.
Real Armenians don't speak with an Australian accent.
US Army-issue boots have more traction than truck tires.
When a Terminator has just wiped out your entire SWAT team, if you lower your gun and don't threaten him, he'll go away and leave you alive.
If you're visiting a guy who lives alone in an isolated cabin in the hills and he starts questioning your recall of specific Bible verses...get out of there fast, he's probably loco.
Don't call him Jim.
Terminators never look both ways when crossing the street.
No one is ever safe.
Much better when you wear clothing.
You don't know the Reese boys, and you never will.
High School kids in Suburban LA tend to torment their classmates via elaborate hallway and locker graffiti, not more traditional forms of bullying and social exclusion.
Work on your flexibility and your imagination.
You don't need to trust Cameron. You can trust John.
When lonely career woman who always want to talk about relationship issues marry large, emotionally-unavailable men, it never ends well.
When your wife is blabbing about the realtionship again, pour her some more wine to get her to shut up.
A leader has to know when to sacrifice his pawns, and even his queen.
There are no snow globes in the future.
If a large guy wearing a mask introduces himself by breaking into your apartment or place of business, picking you up and choking you, he probably won't let you go even IF you do exactly what he asks.
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Post by ReeseDN38416 on Mar 11, 2008 22:43:52 GMT -5
If your substitute teacher pulls a gun out of his leg and opens fire, class is dismissed.
Even bad*ss soldiers from the future like small animals.
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Post by vanessa on Mar 15, 2008 20:43:00 GMT -5
agent ellison is the only detective in LA
dont ever use sarahs toothbrush or go into her room
cameron will probably wear some killer accesories to the prom
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Post by allergygal on May 23, 2010 3:07:24 GMT -5
Never hide your stolen hard drive under your mattress.
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Post by gothamite66 on May 27, 2010 22:10:57 GMT -5
The (bloody) writing is on wall.
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Post by littleb on May 28, 2010 8:14:27 GMT -5
Needle and thread slow the blood loss...
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Post by allergygal on May 29, 2010 4:35:47 GMT -5
It's always the same rules. They always apply.
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Post by cammeron on Jan 21, 2012 22:55:43 GMT -5
If someone says "We'll see" runs the most quickly you can.
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Post by dirkmanchest on Jul 23, 2012 13:49:25 GMT -5
Everything is fine and by the way, Thank you for explaining.
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Post by dirkmanchest on Jul 23, 2012 15:02:01 GMT -5
When writing a chart note for a patient with an STD, I always add, "Coterminous treatment of patient and partner is advised".
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Post by jettaus on Sept 5, 2012 23:34:41 GMT -5
hide your guns in a wall
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haha
